So my mom (she's the crazy blonde in the picture) has decided to infringe upon my personal privacy and it's getting annoying.
First, she has the audacity to bring two white, fluffy dogs into my house. They play with my toys. They sleep in my bed. And then, because they are on a strict no human food diet, she won't give me baby carrots for treats. She says, "It's not fair Jackson. If they can't have any then you can't have any."
The audacity! Just thinking about it gets me mad.
If my mom decides to keep one we're going to have problems. Big problems.
Then, if all that other stuff was bad enough, Miss MK came and stayed all day last Thursday. Don't know who MK is? Well I'll tell you who she is. She is the terror in my nightmares! She rides me like a pony. She chases me around the house. One time she caught me and tried to take me on a walk. I resisted.
Don't get me wrong. I love the kid. Baby. Toddler. I'm not quite sure what she is. I do love her. But she has taken to giving me hugs and riding me. She's like a 30 pounder...at two! I can only imagine what five will be like. My mom loves her more than the wind and waves (and Mom really loves storms and oceans so that's saying a lot.)
I guess MK's really not that bad and my new friends aren't that bad either. I guess I'm just a little bit selfish. I really like attention. And I miss my mom. She hasn't been home very much lately. I know she loves me because she takes me on walks and lets me sleep in her bed. I just miss her.
Well, Pet Pal, thanks for reading,
Jackson
oh Jackson, I feel for ya. And so does Sherman. He doesn't like when little kids/toddlers/babies ride him either. Hang in there Jackson!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to try. It's just so hard.
Deletei was sooo confused when i first read this! haha, ok now i get it! that's a cute idea for a pup!
ReplyDeleteYou schnauzer looks just like mine! So adorable :)
ReplyDeleteI love him too. Thank you.
DeleteThis is too funny! At first I was reading this (missed the title) and was completely confused. If dogs could talk, oh the things they would say.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I channel Jackson. Apparently that's what was happening. (Totally joking)
DeleteI love that Jackson wrote this! So cute! :)
ReplyDeleteHe likes attention that way. Thanks for reading.
DeletePoor Jackson! Hahaha! Carrots are a favorite canine treat in my house too.
ReplyDeleteJackson also love cherry tomatos and cheese, but carrots seem to be his favorite.
DeleteJackson ... you stand up for your rights. I may just have to send you a California bag of baby carrots. Who do these people think they are? You're the star don't they realize that. You have any more problems...you just call me. I'm pretty touch for a 5 pound Yorkie. Blake
ReplyDeleteThanks Blake. I need all the support I can get over here in Oklahoma.
DeleteI saw that you've taken up swimming as for the olympics. I think you'll win the gold. Too bad I don't swim. We could meet somewhere in the middle and do some laps together. Actually, the only sport that I can do is run and that's usually in the wrong direction.
Thanks for letting me link up with you and your mom today. I love meeting new friends as long as they stay away from my house and away from my toys. :)
Such a cute post! I want a dog just like Jackson!
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Thank you. I love him.
Deletelove that dog, adorable :) so glad we found each other's blogs! wanna swap buttons for August?!
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Sounds good to me! If you haven't, you should join to blog hop. There's a link over on my left side bar. Here's a link to the swap page. It's a 200x200 button swap. :)
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Oh my gosh what a cute post! "She's like a 30 pounder" HAHA! Such a cute puppy :D
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